How do I say this is Spanish?

I want to take over the world. I shall start in the middle East where I shall steal a Donkey, I shall name him Donald, and he shall be my Donald and we shall take over the world house by house country by country together. Yes this is a subliminal message disguised as a non-subliminal. Can I please have a flight ticket and some carrots? Oh I do like to bath in jelly. How much will that be then?